If you give a kid a goldfish...5/24/2010

If you give a kid a goldfish, chances are he's going to want to feed it.
So you'll take him to the pet store.
When you get to the pet store you will feel bad when the staff tells you that your fish will not survive in a glass bowl like you see on TV and that your fish will die without a filter...
So you will buy an aquarium.
And chances are that if you buy an aquarium, you are going to buy rocks and decorations to go into it.
And chances are that if you have one fish, he's going to want a friend.
So you will buy him a friend.
And chances are that if you have two goldfish, you might as well have three.
And chances are that if you have three goldfish, you are going to have three happy kids, and a mom who just added yet another cleaning job to her list!