Dear Mom and Dad...10/5/2009

Dear Mom and Dad,

You know how you said that what I did as a child would come back to haunt me?
It does.
It has.
It continues to daily!

I will freely admit I was a handful, and I am TRULY sorry!
But, Sis must have been unlucky enough to get a mixture of both A and I, making the payback 100 times worse! She had me laughing so hard last night I had to let A deal with her, so I wouldn't make her even more upset by laughing!

First off she found out what was for dinner and IMMEDIATELY started complaining! It has become a nightly routine around here, no matter what I make she complains. And not only does she complain, she is RUDE about it!

A is so tired of hearing it that he said you are eating it weather you like it or not!

Sound familiar?

So she chose to go to bed hungry instead of eating what I had fixed. This doesn't sound like me at ALL, right?

What looks like a pile of slop on her plate is actually creamy chicken enchiladas, which she always eats!

After about 2o minutes Koda brings a note to me from Sis.
I read it out loud,
I am hungry, Very Hungry!
Koda started busting up! He couldn't stop laughing, which made me laugh even harder!

In the end A told her she had to eat half if she wanted to fix something else for herself. Screaming and bawling she ate, saying how unfair it was between each bite! Oddly enough she ate MORE than half, and secretly liked it!

Oh the torture I used to put you two through! If you would have only known I am more of a Lo-mein girl, not Chow-mein. Or an oysters and sushi person, not oriental salad person, our lives would have gone a lot smoother don't you think?

I thought I had repented for all of my past sins, but apparently I forgot a few, and karma came back to bite me HARD right in the rear! So once again, Mom and Dad, I am SO sorry for all of the nonsense I put you through!

Love Mori